Sex and Temporary Moneylessness
What the heck does sex have to do with temporary moneylessness? They are just two separate things which occasionally happen in our lives without any regular interconnection or common ground (at first superficial sight) bringing totally different emotions and consequences.
It's not that these issues can't coexist with each other – we want sex irrespective of the amount of money or absence of any we might possess... However, there's another type of connection between these two slightly incompatible notions. Be patient and your curiosity regarding the issue will be completely satisfied...
Sex is quite helpful when you are feeling slightly stressed out and depressed because of acute lack of money. First of all, good sex makes your psychological condition forget about these negative temporary successless empty-pocketed moments of your life.
Secondly, sex keeps you all busy when your legs are itchy to rush to a shop for new clothes, your hands are itchy to spend (your man would call it wasting) a few thousands on skirts, scarves, pretty accessories, when your whole body is itchy to go shopping and never come back to your work or household chores, when you are horny for trying all these new clothes and seeing how beautiful you look in front of the mirror.
Scientists have discovered that during shopping women experience pleasure which is very closely connected to orgasm. That leads us to a quite logical controversially constructive conclusion implying the fact that women practically cheat on their men when shopping.
Taking into account the fact that shopping almost equals orgasm, you have a perfect way out of your possible moneyless situation i.e. when you are simply unable to go shopping because your and your man's cash reserves are sort of limited.
This way out suggests ex of course! Why not have real orgasm instead of its less tangible 'look-alike' or even its pseudo-twin, or just another type of orgasm. In any case, if you substitute your after-and-during-shopping orgasm with the during-and-after-sex one, you will feel no difference – at least scholars say so, and we have no reasons to disbelieve them really...
For when having sex instead of shopping, you will be busy with more passionate and active and healthy by the way things instead of just buying another pink polka-dot dress or jeans or sexy lingerie.
Now you are happy to know that sex will save you from worries connected with your transient moneylessness and will even help you get rid of your status of a shopaholic which will be exquisitely helpful when it's about saving your money and saving your husband's nerves.
Attention, Dear Gentlemen! We have found a way to help you save your cash from being wasted by your wife. Give her good regular sex, and she'll forget about shopping for a considerable amount of time!