Sex and Smoking
We've always known that smoking is bad. Since the very childhood our brains have been washed inside out by this very justified and true statement. Some of us follow the simple motto and never gave in to temptation of trying the smoky forbidden fruit. Others disgracefully failed to resist temptation and smoke their lungs away.
There comes a time in smokers' lives when they try to quit this very pernicious habit of theirs. They try different methods to do it – both earthy and 'magic' ones: different pills, mixtures, herbs, chewing gums and even fruit (they say kiwi helps you quit smoking greatly).
There are people who even get involved with certain healers and 'wizards' who (in their view) will cure their fatal addiction. These desperate smoking-quitters let these fake magicians practise their sorcery on their smokey aura, cast spells on their preferences, desires and needs. Poor smokers believe that these things may help them.
In reality (you have probably guessed what we are driving at) sex is a fine solution of this problem. Not that it's a panacea, but it is helpful. In what way, you may curiously inquire. In a way which is on the one hand is quite far-fetched, but on the other – if you think the issue over and implement it in practice, you'll make sure it's quite worthy. Intrigued enough already, ladies and gentlemen? Be patient and read furtherly!
Don't you think that smoking during sex is highly inconvenient? Nothing but true. What does Lady... Sorry, What does Mister Logic say about the whole issue? He says that if you have sex often enough and if it takes you long time to indulge in endless sensuality, you may simply get out of the habit of kissing your cigarettes.
You may object to this point of view by saying that certain types of smokers (or smokeresses) love give themselves up to smoking during the afterglow – a period when all the right spots are hit correctly and the culmination of the act of love has been reached.
That's a quite fair and justified objection in our view. But we have constructive advice for the after-sex smokers as well for we are perfectly sure sex will save the world when harmoniously combined with beauty! Just don't stop petting and caressing your partner till you blissfully fall asleep and then, respectively, till you suddenly wake up a little bit later than your alarm clock have, and rush to put your business or studies to rights.
In case you will still want a cigarette after all these sexual exercises implying different your-mouth-occupiers, then try to substitute harmful smoking with healthy kissing. It will help you achieve the effect of oral stimulation without any extra smoke, and with many sweet sugary very delicious instants instead. Why do you think there are so many kissing couples in the subway? Because it's not allowed to smoke there!